Tag: funny
member name: John Philipp
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October 18, 2009 11:57 PM EDT --
Living next to the Golden Gate National Recreation Area has advantages: beautiful views, pristine nature and an opportunity to interact with the local fauna. When the Park Service sent out the . . .
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November 02, 2009 08:09 AM EST --
Everyone dislikes lawyers, even other lawyers. I used to think lawyers were below Bush in popularity because they were sniveling, money-grubbing heartless scavengers who feed off the baser instincts . . .
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April 05, 2007 03:20 PM EDT --
"Remember I could go to the bathroom any time I wanted."
When's the last time you were on a train? I don't mean urban transit or commuter trains; I mean one . . .
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August 03, 2007 05:52 PM EDT --
I have a love/hate relationship with inventions. Some I love. Computers, television and Mr. Potato Head are examples. But there are other inventions whose creators I wish . . .
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August 06, 2007 09:01 AM EDT --
Thank you God for this day.
I pledge to use it well.
Oh, and God, about last Tuesday — it wasn't my fault. See this guy I know ... well, You know all that.
Wednesday, . . .
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August 27, 2007 08:46 AM EDT --
"Will any woman be able to survive marriage to Dr. Laura's son?"
I have a friend, Barry, who spends time pondering questions that wouldn't even occur . . .
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October 15, 2007 07:50 AM EDT --
"In the past 2500 years mankind has changed their position on feline divinity. Cats haven't."
Last week I stumbled onto a website called CatAge.com that has a twenty-page questionnaire . . .
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March 28, 2008 06:05 PM EDT --
Just for fun:
You can create videos with your own faces at: Jibjab Sendable Videos .
My daughter and grandsons sent me this video . You need an Adobe Flashplayer to view it and there is a download . . .
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January 23, 2009 02:51 PM EST --
One would think that the term “funny economist” would be an oxymoron such as Government Organization, Amtrak schedule, or Congressional Ethics.
Yet at the recent American Economic Association . . .
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March 09, 2007 08:23 PM EST --
This just in : There is no baby at a baby shower. Nor is there a shower. I know. I just went to one. Yes, a man at a most secret feminine ritual. I think I was invited because . . .
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July 02, 2007 10:57 PM EDT --
"Tiny Republican Scruples would be an excellent name for a rock band."
While I have, on occasion, borrowed certain of Dave Barry's techniques and phrases (crediting . . .
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September 20, 2007 05:07 PM EDT --
Is it true? This will be the first time?
Yes. You'll be famous, in an infamous sort of way.
Will it hurt?
Given the nature of the operation I would not expect much pain. You will have . . .
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October 15, 2007 07:59 AM EDT --
"... if your wife wants to clone your mother-in-law ..."
One of the newest members of Sausalito's business mosaic is Genetic Savings and Clone, dedicated . . .
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October 22, 2007 09:04 PM EDT --
Here's a funny video for all you cat people: Wake up call
You'll never sleep with your eyes closed again.
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March 10, 2008 06:31 PM EDT --
It's been quite a day on Humor Monday. Here's a sampling of some of the fine, funny writing:
TODAY'S FEATURED ARTICLES
Life Cycle of a Poem: A Day and a Half's . . .
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March 13, 2008 01:19 PM EDT --
Nick was entangled in a blood feud, but not the way he thought.
(A genre I aspire to: Humorous science fiction. This is just the beginning of a 7,000 word short story. Any comments/suggestions are . . .
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May 26, 2008 05:17 PM EDT --
This Monday the Humor Gang slowed down a little probably because it's
Memorial Day and a holiday — and possibly because I didn't remind them. We are . . .
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June 03, 2008 11:59 PM EDT --
Thought~Byte No. 101
Concept and words by John Philipp. Drawings by Phil Frank.
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June 03, 2008 11:58 PM EDT --
Thought~Byte No. 102
Concept and words by John Philipp. Drawings by Phil Frank.
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June 18, 2008 12:06 AM EDT --
Thought~Byte No. 105
Concept and words by John Philipp. Drawings by Phil Frank.
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