Tag: funny
member name: John Philipp
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December 14, 2009 12:11 AM EST --
Strange things happen in hard economic times, things we often miss because we are too occupied trying to keep our houses and our jobs and our high score on "Ridge Racer V" at ArcadeZilla. OK, . . .
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March 09, 2007 08:23 PM EST --
This just in : There is no baby at a baby shower. Nor is there a shower. I know. I just went to one. Yes, a man at a most secret feminine ritual. I think I was invited because . . .
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April 05, 2007 03:20 PM EDT --
"Remember I could go to the bathroom any time I wanted."
When's the last time you were on a train? I don't mean urban transit or commuter trains; I mean one . . .
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December 06, 2009 11:56 PM EST --
Thanksgiving's long over yet leftovers linger — not only in your fridge but in my notes. I always have more items than I can use in a column and sometimes these items are funny but not something . . .
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August 22, 2007 10:50 PM EDT --
[I posted this article four months ago under another name to a global warming topic. Thought it belonged here.]
(This story takes place in 2007 B.C. though, of course, the people in the story . . .
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February 13, 2007 03:07 PM EST --
Do you use your computer or does your computer use you? The answer depends on when you were born and is what I'm calling, because no one has ever given it a name, Technological . . .
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February 26, 2007 06:52 PM EST --
"Time sneaks up on you like a windshield on a bug." John Lithgow
As I get older, my general physique seems to be broadening and my skin is stretching out to, well, . . .
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March 09, 2007 04:53 PM EST --
On March 11th, the government will instruct me to "spring forward" an hour. I don't have an option. Well, I do, but then, for the next six months, I'd turn on . . .
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March 09, 2007 08:14 PM EST --
You know how sometimes life doesn't go the way you want it to? Sometimes you want more pay for less work and the guy with the money wants more work for less pay. Sometimes you're forced . . .
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April 13, 2007 07:18 PM EDT --
Even though they were invented in the same historical timeframe, chili and beer never actually met, in a competitive venue, until about a quarter of a century ago when they were united at the Sausalito . . .
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July 25, 2007 10:51 PM EDT --
“Earth is not a planet, it's a project — a laboratory for intelligent design students.”
By supporting the teaching of ID (intelligent design) in schools, George Bush made a monkey . . .
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August 03, 2007 05:52 PM EDT --
I have a love/hate relationship with inventions. Some I love. Computers, television and Mr. Potato Head are examples. But there are other inventions whose creators I wish . . .
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August 06, 2007 09:01 AM EDT --
Thank you God for this day.
I pledge to use it well.
Oh, and God, about last Tuesday — it wasn't my fault. See this guy I know ... well, You know all that.
Wednesday, . . .
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August 27, 2007 08:46 AM EDT --
"Will any woman be able to survive marriage to Dr. Laura's son?"
I have a friend, Barry, who spends time pondering questions that wouldn't even occur . . .
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October 15, 2007 07:50 AM EDT --
"In the past 2500 years mankind has changed their position on feline divinity. Cats haven't."
Last week I stumbled onto a website called CatAge.com that has a twenty-page questionnaire . . .
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October 15, 2007 07:59 AM EDT --
"... if your wife wants to clone your mother-in-law ..."
One of the newest members of Sausalito's business mosaic is Genetic Savings and Clone, dedicated . . .
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October 22, 2007 09:04 PM EDT --
Here's a funny video for all you cat people: Wake up call
You'll never sleep with your eyes closed again.
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March 13, 2008 01:19 PM EDT --
Nick was entangled in a blood feud, but not the way he thought.
(A genre I aspire to: Humorous science fiction. This is just the beginning of a 7,000 word short story. Any comments/suggestions are . . .
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March 28, 2008 06:05 PM EDT --
Just for fun:
You can create videos with your own faces at: Jibjab Sendable Videos .
My daughter and grandsons sent me this video . You need an Adobe Flashplayer to view it and there is a download . . .
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February 24, 2007 06:52 PM EST --
Most of you are familiar with Hugh Laurie's work as the sarcastic yet brilliant doctor in the Fox TV series "House." Ardent TV addicts also know him from his recurring role with Rowan Atkinson . . .
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